Captain Beard
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Probably not anymore. I cut back on drinking amounts after the toilet incident. I'll still get snookered, but not completely fucked up.
These are the people I want to have a beer with:
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dreaming neon darkspot
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dreaming neon darkspot
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Captain Beard
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Mexican chick with big tits puts them in my face and asks me to down tequila shots with her. We cleaned about half the bottle, and I was already stupid drunk. Went home, woke up after an hour, ran to the toilet, puked, slipped in the puke, and shattered the tank with my ass. Water runs everywhere, and so does the dookie, there is NO stopping it. I had to shut off the valve as I shat into this disabled bowl, wipe up all the flooded water (and my ass) and then grab a bucket and "flush" the toilet with sink water. It cost me $100 for a new toilet. No mas tequila.
Edit: This was April.
Edit: This was April.
dreaming neon darkspot
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WhiteBeastofWotan
Apostitutes!
Captain Beard
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Krigloch the Furious
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I still hold a record among a bunch of people from my grad class of doing 10 shots of tequila in a row, followed by another 9 in a row... resulting in me almost finishing two 26ers.
Yea, that night killed my taste for tequila. I cringe whenever I use it at work.
Yea, that night killed my taste for tequila. I cringe whenever I use it at work.
Lies and Perfidy
Gentleman of the Road
tequila is the fucking DEVIL. It turns me into a terrible human being. last time i chained shots of tequila i tried to start a fistfight with a coke dealer and then called two chicks in my dorm "worthless moist noisy holes in the world where satan puts his cock." that was three and a half years ago. never again.
also kevin we need to do the hanging out and drinkig. i was just at a magnificent irish bar in south lake union for my friend's birthday.
also kevin we need to do the hanging out and drinkig. i was just at a magnificent irish bar in south lake union for my friend's birthday.
dreaming neon darkspot
natures' retard
Lies and Perfidy
Gentleman of the Road
i sort of lost, afaik both those chicks graduated this year with degrees and stuff
but frankly worth it
but frankly worth it
Morganna
Member
Thanks - I hope you don't want to get me drunk just to get into my pants. I may be a guy, but I'm no slut. Well..... ok that's a lie.
Yeah, I don't usually post on this board (mostly on the Opeth board as well as a couple of others), but hey, it's not every day people want to drink with you from the other side of the world.
azal
love is the answer
tequila makes me all WOOOO for the first hour, so I continue to drink it, but the crash is miserable.
homemade rakija is where it's at.
homemade rakija is where it's at.
stefan86
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I got some 60% raki at a restaurant when I was in Turkey. Worked very well when I put some 7,5% beer on top of it heh.
Dead Winter
STAHP
A topic in which you named the forumers with whom you would like to have sex would've been much better.
Unless they're the same people.
Unless they're the same people.
stefan86
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Dead_Lioness
Godless
Rueben, I'm with you on the Taquilla issue.... I hate it. Too many bad memories from junior-high/highschool days 
stefan86
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I get pretty much the same reaction from vodka and tequila. Jägermeister however gets me landed in some random persons garden just about every time.
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