these salesmen just came into our office

[minxnim]

it was like the most depressing thing i've seen in months. it was so sad. you could tell their jobs have just sucked the life out of them with all the excess rejection and whatever from having to sell stuff to people all the time.
it was scary.

 

[Baliset]

Gil: Well, after I lost my third job in two days, old Gil was in a pit of despair.
Lindsey: And that's when you realized you were an alcoholic?
Gil: Oh, no, I never touch the stuff. But you don't have to be drunk to know the value of Amway. Now, this is used crankcase oil, which you ladies know is murder to clean up, you know. And company's coming [two men pick up Gil and carry him out the door] Aw, you're doing this at the worst possible time. Ow, you're finger's in my eye!

 

[Baliset]

Gil: Nah, please you gotta help ol' Gil, whats it gotta take to keep you on the phone? Dance for you? But you wouldn't even see it.. y..alright I'm dancing.

 

[lizard]

I hate it when they come in and are all excessively cheery and check their cell phones every five minutes and think they have to give you the Mighty Handshake of Thor to prove that they're uber confident and masculine.

 

[minxnim]

i mean if they were cheery at least it may perk me up a bit but this was like talking to two death row inmates