things that shouldn't be bothering me today but are.

[lizard]

the tard cleaning guy keeps walking around with his wheeeled trash bucket and staring into my cube. I think he wants to part my buttcheeks and tongue my bunghole. (is there such a thing as retard homosexuals?)

my boss is drinking too much Mountain Dew and he is practically VIBRATING.

I am liking the Alterbridge CD even though I know its not cool to but fuck it.

I know I'll think of some more irritating things as soon as I post this msg and that is really irritating me.

 

[MFJ]

You need booze. [/doctor nick]

 

[NAD]

The word tard makes me laugh, almost as much as buggery.

I know I'll think of some more irritating things as soon as I post this msg and that is really irritating me.

Ever circling post madness!

 

[lizard]

yes, it's an ouroboros kind of thing!

 

[lizard]

woooooooooo I get bonus pts for working ouroboros into a post

 

[MFJ]

yes, it's an ouroboros kind of thing!

Jormundgand?

 

[lizard]

this dvd is AWESOME

but back to irritations, the fat redfaced laughing woman who used to sit in my cube had me burn a few CDs for her the other day and now she's just brought over twenty more!!! WTF

 

[NAD]

woooooooooo I get bonus pts for working ouroboros into a post

Anytime that word comes up in casual conversation, a literary gets their wings.

 

[lizard]

it's not irritating me that John Cleese's ex wife Connie booth used to give me a boy chubby when I was a kid

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

you need to go home on your lunch break and have some sex.

 

[lizard]

it's true that I only live two miles away but I've already taken my lunch break. maybe I could feign minstrel cramps or something.

 

[NAD]

Sometimes when it's cold out I get minstrel cramps and have to put the guitar down. *rimshot*

 

[lizard]

Psychologist: So tell me, why do you feel you're a woman trapped in a man's body?
Giant Black Prison Inmate: Well sometimes I gets the minstrel cramps real hard.
- Raising Arizona, the best movie EVER MADE

 

[NAD]

hahahaha awesome. It is up there with best ever.

http://www.coenbrothers.net/raisescript.html !!!

 

[lizard]

"Why ain't you breast-feedin'? You appear to be capable."

 

[MFJ]

Sometimes when it's cold out I get minstrel cramps and have to put the guitar down. *rimshot*

Dude, that is probably the greatest thing ever.

 

[Demonspell]

FBI 1: Do you have any disgruntled employees?

NATHAN: Hell, they're all disgruntled! I ain't runnin' a daffm daisy farm!

COP: What did the pyjamas-

NATHAN: My motto is do it my way or watch your butt!

COP: What did the pyjamas-

FBI 1: So you think it might have been an employee?

NATHAN: Don't make me laugh. Without my say-so they don't piss with their pants on fire.