Things to say during sex flow chart (mega lolz)

[Metaltastic]

Oh man did this slay me, especially "I'm going to pound the farts out of you"

PRO TIP: Most of the best ones are on the bad side

 

[grywolf627]

Thanks Marcus, for making me almost cough up my lunch from laughing so hard.

 

[Joematthews]

Yabba Dabba Doo was my favorite

I'm gunna A3 Paper this motherfucker and put it on my wall

Joe

 

[Metaltastic]

I love "You will never love another" and "here's a dollar - in change - mostly pennies"



And of course "Wanna suck this shit?"

 

[abyssofdreams]

HAHAHAHAHHAHA! I'm gonna beautify my walls with that chart

 

[abyssofdreams]

The BAD side is always funnier

 

[Dylan S]

Heil Hitler!

 

[paladin shredder]

Do you smell what the Rock is cooking?

 

[The Unavoidable]

I think my GF would actually approve of most on the "bad" side, and has probably heard em'!

 

[MetalJonesy]

my fav after shaggin a lass was plain and simple, i basically just said.. "well, im spent"

 

[MarkG]

I pooped on your dog got me.

 

[Metaltastic]

Heil Hitler!

Jesus is sweet!

 

[Dylan S]

I'm going to say heaps of the 'bad' stuff next time I'm having sex and I'll post what the reaction was.

My fun will probably end early that night.

 

[fade_2_black]

Ahashahahahaahah!! This is going to be thoroughly studied and remembered

 

[joeritson]

One time me and my girlfriend had just finished, and she went to the shower. About two seconds later, I'm standing there about to suit up, and her sister opens the door. I'm ready for action, if you catch my drift, and her sister just stares for like 3 seconds with her mouth open wide enough to stick a fist in, and faints. Embarrassing as it was, I have never, EVER lol'd as much in my life.

 

[dan weapon]

fucking great stuff.

I lol'd.

 

[Uncle Junior]

I usually don't say much because I turnup the music so loud you can't hear shit....The music is usually Dimmu Borgir or some other band with fast kick blasts so I can fuck with rhytm you know +my chick likes metal:


like this beat :

 

[GarethSE]

wait
uncle junior
i just realised who you are
you're that mysogonist cunt that added me on msn ages ago and tried to send me some mp3 about the "art of dominating women."
it all makes sense now.



anyway
i lol'd at "no, don't stop" and "no" "don't" "stop" hahahaha

 

[Uncle Junior]

wait
uncle junior
i just realised who you are
you're that mysogonist cunt that added me on msn ages ago and tried to send me some mp3 about the "art of dominating women."
it all makes sense now.



anyway
i lol'd at "no, don't stop" and "no" "don't" "stop" hahahaha

YEEEEAAAH THAT's me!!!! LOL you're that dude who said: "me and my girlfriend are the same in our relationship.....dude listen to Gary Brodsky, WOMEN's MISSION given to them by mother fuckin' nature is TO PLEASE MEN....AND MEN ARE TO PROTECT THEM...not to be some pussywipt fuck!

anyway did you watch mike strutter ?

for those who don't know : http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5zgzp_mike-strutter-smoketank_fun

 

[GarethSE]

mike strutter sucks, and ive already posted screen caps, so no, those were your words, not mine, you bigoted fuck.