Things to say during sex flow chart (mega lolz)

[Uncle Junior]

you're a soft rock black caffe guy. softie, floppy.


and Mike Strutter sucks? yeeez, I bet you go to fuckin' church every sunday and pray to Jesus every night before bed time... you hate pantera, metallica, avenged sevenfold, dimmu borgir, death metal, black metal, metal, you don't want to dominate your woman, listen to viny bon iver... It's no mystery why you have that Clint Eastwood (a real man) picture in your signature....to protect you from guys like me ey.....damn I hate soft shit guys.

 

[Line666]

you're a soft rock black caffe guy. softie, floppy.


and Mike Strutter sucks? yeeez, I bet you go to fuckin' church every sunday and pray to Jesus every night before bed time... you hate pantera, metallica, avenged sevenfold, dimmu borgir, death metal, black metal, metal, you don't want to dominate your woman, listen to viny bon iver... It's no mystery why you have that Clint Eastwood (a real man) picture in your signature....to protect you from guys like me ey.....damn I hate soft shit guys.

I hate most of those bands, I don't really listen to metal anymore and I'd rather listen to Bon Iver anyday.

I'd be surprised if you can dominate any women when you cant even gather any respect from people on the internet.

 

[DanLights]

wow. just wow. Uncleshithead ruining such a great thread. your stupidity and immaturity dazzles me, what are you, 14?

now, to the OP, that chart is fucking great! i pooped on your dog huge lols hahahaha

 

[DanLights]

yeah right having sex to the speed of Dimmu borgig LOL, your girl must be very unsatisfied if you cum in 30 seconds hahaha

On a serious note regarding that, I find it hard to have sex to known music, or tv or anything, I usually get distracted and no more fun. I do have sex to directv's "hard rock" channel in the background, but we do that so the room ain't all silent since most of the time my parents are in the house when we do it. that hard rock channel puts pure metal, no hard rock, guess some people don't know shit about metal

 

[GarethSE]

90% of people on this forum that it's not a matter of me being a pussy or something, it's a matter of me being bored as shit of metal and listening to much more out there, weird, avant-garde, fucked up shit most of the time. and i find it hilarious that out of all these bands that you seem to label as tr00, avenged sevenfold made the bill

i dont want to dominate any woman because i believe men and woman are equal. i can respect a more traditional viewpoint (man is the breadwinner, woman stays at home and raises the children, thats not personally how id want to do it but thats just me) but that doesn't have to end up being complete and utter misogyny.

and as far as "viny" bon iver goes (i believe you meant whiny?)...

and im a hardcore athiest

i have a clint eastwood signature because i am a huge fan of sergio leone's spaghetti westerns. problem?

 

[Uncle Junior]

Whatever....I still don't think crying powerful like you do man......ammm sorry like you do BOY.

 

[Uncle Junior]

yeah right having sex to the speed of Dimmu borgig LOL, your girl must be very unsatisfied if you cum in 30 seconds hahaha

you come in 30 seconds if you bang hard? dude work out a bit....

 

[GarethSE]

i didnt say crying is powerful, but crying is the result of a powerful emotion, just as angry outburts and screaming and such is the result of a powerful emotion.
you like metal? then you should be able to respect this shit as well. and you're a fucking hypocrite. You said perfectly frankly that you liked it, and now you're coming under scrutiny and changing your fucking tune.
want us to like you? then be an honest guy. if you like the track, then get on with liking it. if you don't? then get on with not liking it. if you enjoy the track, nobody will think any less of you. i posted that video up in a topic, some people didnt like it at all, some people liked what he was doing but couldnt get into it, and some people really got into it. all parties got along just fine and nobody walked away feeling like they had no right to that specific opinion.

 

[Metaltastic]

Wow, this got really lame really fast I respect women and hate the double standard they have to deal with, I totally agree with the emotional intensity that can culminate in crying as well as roaring/screaming/etc., and trying to justify a misogynist viewpoint by saying "that's how it's always been" is retarded in this day and age - traditional gender roles can eat shit (I have such bitterness to this just cuz I generally hate traditions, ESPECIALLY THE ONE THAT SAYS I HAVE TO TAKE MY FUCKING HAT OFF INDOORS, MY HAT STAYS ON AND YOU CAN SUCK ALL THE FUCKING PENISES IN THE LAND YOU STODGY PRICK )

 

[Line666]

(I have such bitterness to this just cuz I generally hate traditions, ESPECIALLY THE ONE THAT SAYS I HAVE TO TAKE MY FUCKING HAT OFF INDOORS, MY HAT STAYS ON AND YOU CAN SUCK ALL THE FUCKING PENISES IN THE LAND YOU STODGY PRICK )

OR AT THE DINNER TABLE, GODDAMNIT, NO ONE LETS ME WEAR MY BALACLAVA AT THE DINNER TABLE.

 

[Metaltastic]

Hahaha, I see we're on the same page Owen

 

[Uncle Junior]

Yeah guys, everyone is bitchin' all over the place in these days....

I recommend StrutterBubble!!!!!!! LOL I almost died of laughter!




...LOL what are you a sweetosaurus...

Ohh and I also recommend that relief case...

LOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL!!





..and Frodo Eastwood thinks this sucks c c c c