A 20 things list


Apr 14, 2001
I found this on the megadeth bulletin board, its rather funny........

Twenty Things You Should Never Say To a Woman During an Argument:

1. Don't you have some laundry to do or something?

2. Oh, you are so cute when you get all pissed off.

3. You're just upset because your ass is beginning to spread.

4. Wait a minute - I get it. What time of the month is it?

5. You sure you don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?

6. I'm sorry. I was just picturing you naked.

7. Whoa, time out. Football is on.

8. Looks like someone had an extra bowl of bitch flakes this morning!

9. Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?

10. Who are you kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded.

11. If this is going to last a while, do you mind getting me a beer before we continue?

12. (Trust me) "Don't blame me for your problems".

13. Hurry up with this argument honey, my friends at the bar are waiting for me.

14. "You look just like your mother when you're angry"

15. I'm sorry, what did you say? I must have dozed off there for a second

17. Sweetie, you´re overreacting

18. you sound like my mother

19. Honey, shut up and get back to bed

20. uh-huh


Id actually add that you should just keep your mouth shut and nod your head a lot when a woman yells at you, its far safer for all concerned, they can get **very** scary when they are upset, they make godzilla look like a tiny pest problem.
You cant win.....even when you think you do, you dont. :D
Originally posted by Wrathchild

Should I ever get past "hello" with any female of the species, I might be able to verify some of this :D


Haha! I know what you mean...i dont know personally, as women never talk to me long enough to get angry, but ive seen them yelling at other people.....(shudders at the thought) :D