Ok, I didnt write these, so dont think I'm racist/homophobic/insensitive or whatever..... Some are pretty funny though 
>> >Q: What is better than winning a medal at the Special Olympics?
>> >A: Not being retarded
>> >*********************************************************************
>> >Q: What's blue and fucks old people?
>> >A: Hypothermia
>> >********************************************************************
>> >Q: What's the first thing a woman does when she gets out of the
>> >battered wives' shelter?
>> >A: The dishes, if she knows what's good for her
>> >*********************************************************************
>> >Q: How do you swat 200 flies at one time
>> >A: Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.
>> >*********************************************************************
>> >Q: What is the definition of "making love"?
>> >A: Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her.
>> >*********************************************************************
>> >Q: What do 54,000 abused woman every year have in common?
>> >A: They don't fucking listen.
>> >*********************************************************************
>> >Q: What's yellow and green and eats nuts?
>> >A: Gonorrhoea
>> >*********************************************************************
>> >Q: Why did God create yeast infections?
>> >A: So women would know what it's like to live with an
>> >irritating cunt once in a while too.
>> >*********************************************************************
>> >Q. How can you tell a macho woman?
>> >A. She rolls her own tampons.
>> >*********************************************************************
>> >Q. Why do fags like ribbed condoms?
>> >A. Better traction in the mud.
>> >*********************************************************************
>> >Q. What's the difference between a woman and a sheep?
>> >A. The sheep doesn't get upset if you screw her sister.
>> >********************************************************************
>> >Q. What's the difference between acne and a Michael Jackson?
>> >A. Acne usually doesn't come on a kid's face until he's at
>> >least 13 years old.
>> >*********************************************************************
>> >Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
>> >A. Marry it.
>> >*********************************************************************
>> >Q. What do you get when you cross two black people?
>> >A. Your ass kicked.
>> >*********************************************************************
>> >Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
>> >A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
>> >********************************************************************
>> >Q. Why do men pay more for car insurance?
>> >A. Because women don't get blow jobs while they're driving.
>> >*********************************************************************
>> >Q. What's the difference between mayonnaise & semen?
>> >A. Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back of a girl's throat at
>> >thirty miles an hour.
>> >*********************************************************************
>> >Q. Why do women call it PMS?
>> >A. Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
>> >*********************************************************************
>> >Q. What's a mixed feeling?
>> >A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in
>> >your new car.
>> >*********************************************************************
>> >Q. What's the height of conceit?
>> >A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
>> >*********************************************************************
>> >Q. What's the definition of macho?
>> >A. Jogging home from your own vasectomy.
>> >*********************************************************************
>> >Q. How can you tell if you're at a bulimic bachelor party?
>> >A. The cake jumps out of the girl.
>> >*********************************************************************
>> >Q. What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex?
>> >A. Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
>> >*********************************************************************
>> >Q. How is pubic hair like parsley?
>> >A. You push it to the side before you start eating.
>> >********************************************************************
>> >Q. What's so good about an Ethiopian blowjob?
>> >A. You know she'll swallow.
>> >*********************************************************************
>> >Q. Why don't they teach driver's education and sex
>> >Education on the same day in Iraq?
>> >A: They don't want to wear out the camel
>> >*********************************************************************
>> >Q. What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a
>> >Jewish wife?
>> >A. A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewellery.
>> >*********************************************************************
>> >Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
>> >A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
>> >*********************************************************************
>> >Q. How do the little boys at Michael Jackson's ranch know
>> >when it is bedtime?
>> >A. When the big hand touches the little hand...
>> >*********************************************************************
>> >Q. How do you know when it's time to wash dishes and clean
>> >the house?
>> >A. Look inside your pants; if you have a penis, it's not time.
>> >*********************************************************************
>> >Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?
>> >A. They spray paint X's on the back of the animals that kick.
>> >*********************************************************************
>> >Q. Why is divorce so expensive?
>> >A. Because it's worth it
>> >Q: What is better than winning a medal at the Special Olympics?
>> >A: Not being retarded
>> >*********************************************************************
>> >Q: What's blue and fucks old people?
>> >A: Hypothermia
>> >********************************************************************
>> >Q: What's the first thing a woman does when she gets out of the
>> >battered wives' shelter?
>> >A: The dishes, if she knows what's good for her
>> >*********************************************************************
>> >Q: How do you swat 200 flies at one time
>> >A: Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.
>> >*********************************************************************
>> >Q: What is the definition of "making love"?
>> >A: Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her.
>> >*********************************************************************
>> >Q: What do 54,000 abused woman every year have in common?
>> >A: They don't fucking listen.
>> >*********************************************************************
>> >Q: What's yellow and green and eats nuts?
>> >A: Gonorrhoea
>> >*********************************************************************
>> >Q: Why did God create yeast infections?
>> >A: So women would know what it's like to live with an
>> >irritating cunt once in a while too.
>> >*********************************************************************
>> >Q. How can you tell a macho woman?
>> >A. She rolls her own tampons.
>> >*********************************************************************
>> >Q. Why do fags like ribbed condoms?
>> >A. Better traction in the mud.
>> >*********************************************************************
>> >Q. What's the difference between a woman and a sheep?
>> >A. The sheep doesn't get upset if you screw her sister.
>> >********************************************************************
>> >Q. What's the difference between acne and a Michael Jackson?
>> >A. Acne usually doesn't come on a kid's face until he's at
>> >least 13 years old.
>> >*********************************************************************
>> >Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
>> >A. Marry it.
>> >*********************************************************************
>> >Q. What do you get when you cross two black people?
>> >A. Your ass kicked.
>> >*********************************************************************
>> >Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
>> >A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
>> >********************************************************************
>> >Q. Why do men pay more for car insurance?
>> >A. Because women don't get blow jobs while they're driving.
>> >*********************************************************************
>> >Q. What's the difference between mayonnaise & semen?
>> >A. Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back of a girl's throat at
>> >thirty miles an hour.
>> >*********************************************************************
>> >Q. Why do women call it PMS?
>> >A. Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
>> >*********************************************************************
>> >Q. What's a mixed feeling?
>> >A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in
>> >your new car.
>> >*********************************************************************
>> >Q. What's the height of conceit?
>> >A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
>> >*********************************************************************
>> >Q. What's the definition of macho?
>> >A. Jogging home from your own vasectomy.
>> >*********************************************************************
>> >Q. How can you tell if you're at a bulimic bachelor party?
>> >A. The cake jumps out of the girl.
>> >*********************************************************************
>> >Q. What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex?
>> >A. Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
>> >*********************************************************************
>> >Q. How is pubic hair like parsley?
>> >A. You push it to the side before you start eating.
>> >********************************************************************
>> >Q. What's so good about an Ethiopian blowjob?
>> >A. You know she'll swallow.
>> >*********************************************************************
>> >Q. Why don't they teach driver's education and sex
>> >Education on the same day in Iraq?
>> >A: They don't want to wear out the camel
>> >*********************************************************************
>> >Q. What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a
>> >Jewish wife?
>> >A. A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewellery.
>> >*********************************************************************
>> >Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
>> >A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
>> >*********************************************************************
>> >Q. How do the little boys at Michael Jackson's ranch know
>> >when it is bedtime?
>> >A. When the big hand touches the little hand...
>> >*********************************************************************
>> >Q. How do you know when it's time to wash dishes and clean
>> >the house?
>> >A. Look inside your pants; if you have a penis, it's not time.
>> >*********************************************************************
>> >Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?
>> >A. They spray paint X's on the back of the animals that kick.
>> >*********************************************************************
>> >Q. Why is divorce so expensive?
>> >A. Because it's worth it
