Dead Baby jokes (if you can't realize that these are JUST jokes, fuck off )

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Originally posted by neal
you're all going to hell!!!

You sound like Rusted!!!

That "homesick abortion"one is...uhhh...pretty original...probobly the sickest one I've ever heard,but just sick enough to be funny as hell.

The clown one doesn't have anything to do w/dead babies, though...but I think there's a joke about a dead baby in a clown suit...Still,the idea of a clown getting hit in the face w/an axe makes me laugh my ass off.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

You don't know any black or Jewish ppl,so the slurs and jokes aren't that big of a deal for you,but I do know black ppl and Jewish ppl.My uncle is black,my 3 cousins are(half)black,their wives are black and their kids are black...so it's kind of offensive to me...but,whatever,I'll just try to be quiet from now on and let you continue saying whatever the fuck you want without butting in.

 

[Jimbo]

One "minor" oversight in all of this is that dead-baby jokes, whether or not they're sick and tasteless *I laugh my ass of since I'm both* aren't based on hate. They're just shock value. Arguably what rusted is attempting, but unfortunately he is picking something with such a strong legacy of hate that it is worse, contextually speaking, than any dead baby joke.

 

[CyanideAnima]

i've never heard dead baby jokes before. these are pretty sick.
i laughed at some of the dead baby jokes. not all of them are funny. some are pretty sick(er than others).

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Fucking Rise.

 

[FretsAflame]

Man these jokes are great. I remember telling a whole shitload of these to my cross country team...we had to stop running we were laughing so hard. But even so, these jokes have been around for a long time, even my mom knew some of these...

Oh, and here's one for the road...

What's red and silver and crawls into walls?
- A baby with forks in it's eyes.

 

[[0hr]Sunlapse]

Q: Whats pink and slimy and climbs up a woman's leg?
A: A homesick abortion.

Aww man, I was gonna say that one.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

What's red and white and screams?
-A baby with it's skin peeled off covered in salt.

What's red and bangs on class every few seconds?
-A baby in a microwave.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

How do you paint a wall with a baby?

With a shotgun!

These are classic.

 

[AjDeath]

This thread reminds me of the Hate pit sooo fucking much I miss that place.