Q: How can you tell if there is a drummer at your door?
A: The knocking speeds up, then slows down, then speeds up, then slows down
Q: How do you get the drummer off your porch?
A: Pay them for the pizza
Q:How do you improve the aerodynamics of a drummer's car?
A:Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof.
Q: How can you tell if the stage is level?
A: The drummer is drooling out of BOTH sides of their mouth
Q: What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
A: A drummer.
Q: How did the drummer become homeless?
A: Their girlfreind/boyfreind broke up with them
Q: What did the drummer get on his I.Q. test?
A: Drool.
Q: What's the difference between drummer and terrorists?
A: Terrorists have sympathizers.
Q: How do you get a drummer to play an accelerando?
A: Ask him to play in 4/4 at a steady 120 bpm.
Q: Why do bands have bass players?
A: To translate for the drummer.
Q: Did you hear about the time the bass player locked his keys in the car?
A: It took two hours to get the drummer out.
Heard backstage: "Will the musicians and the drummer please come to the stage!"
Q: What's the definition of an optimist?
A: A drummer with a mortgage.
