Drummer Jokes

[Maelstrom]

Alright, everyone's gotta have one or two of these lying about. Bring 'em down. I'll start with one:

Q: How can you tell it's a drummer at the door?
A: The knock slows down

Keep 'em comin' people.

 

[requiem]

Q. How can you tell if the drum riser is level?

A. The drummer is dribbling from both corners of his mouth.