Musician Jokes

[westandredeemed]

Q: How do you know it's a singer at your door?
A: He either can't find the key or doesn't know when to come in.

This one got me good.

 

[MartijnPaauwe]

Why isn't it a bright idea to get a blowjob by a singer?

"*Tap tap* Is this thing on?"

 

[vespiz]

Q: What's the hardest part of being a keyboard player in a band?
A: Telling your parents you're gay.

.. er.. wait..

 

[DanLights]

Q: What's the hardest part of being a keyboard player in a band?
A: Telling your parents you're gay.

.. er.. wait..

 

[HeadCrusher]