I know there´s been threads about jokes before but I don´t recall seeing any thread about musician related jokes. So I´ll start.
-What´s the last thing a drummer says in a band? "Hey guys, why don´t we try one of MY songs?"
-How many bassists are needed to change a lightbulb? Only one, but the guitarist has to show him first
-The kid who wanted to learn bass went to class. First class teacher taught him "dum, dum, dum," and all good. Second class teacher taught him "dum-da-dum,da-dum,da-um" and everything goes well. Third class the kid doesn´t show up, and the same for the next two weeks. Then after three weeks the kid shows up at class, and teacher asks "why didn´t you come all this time?" and kid answers "oh sorry mate I was so busy touring!!"
-What´s the last thing a drummer says in a band? "Hey guys, why don´t we try one of MY songs?"
-How many bassists are needed to change a lightbulb? Only one, but the guitarist has to show him first
-The kid who wanted to learn bass went to class. First class teacher taught him "dum, dum, dum," and all good. Second class teacher taught him "dum-da-dum,da-dum,da-um" and everything goes well. Third class the kid doesn´t show up, and the same for the next two weeks. Then after three weeks the kid shows up at class, and teacher asks "why didn´t you come all this time?" and kid answers "oh sorry mate I was so busy touring!!"