things you wish versus things that are actually there

[minxnim]

today = BAG OF DICKS

 

[minxnim]

seriously though the preachers on the subways now have professionally printed signs with revelations on them so it's like, is everyone moving up in the world, or just them?

 

[minxnim]

i keep answering the phone "LEGAL?" but why?

 

[minxnim]

sometimes i'll sit there for the 30-60 seconds it takes for someone to stutter through the pronunciation of my last name.

 

[mindspell]

spa...g..eh...tt...eee...nnnn...eeee

There!

 

[xfer]

fibonacci?

 

[minxnim]

close

 

[azal]

at least no one calls you "gay lick"

sayin

 

[xfer]

yeah, because "gay lich" is so much better.