weird and/or irrational things that pop into your head

so like all the way to work this morning all i could think was 'what if i suddenly become mexican?'

i mean, how would i handle that?
 
i keep thinking someday i'll go home after work and my entire apartment will be gone and my neighborhood will be a zoo. and freddy will have a nicer place to stay there than with me and he won't want to come with me.
 
I like socks.Like really really like socks. For no readily apparent reason.