this beats the half ton man by a long shot

[minxnim]

http://www.wftv.com/news/3643877/detail.html

 

[lizard]

Same Height As Kitty Star!!!!

 

[mindspell]

Definitly better

 

[lizard]

you know what, another few hundred pounds gone and the half ton man is gonna feel like gettin some lovin.

sayin.

 

[mindspell]

He has a nice cleavage...

 

[minxnim]

um hello? anyone out there? this woman GREW INTO HER COUCH. this definitely beats some fat guy on a diet ANYDAY.

 

[mindspell]

That's WHAT I SAID, the women is definitly better...

 

[xfer]

god dammit, i tried to post this last night and METALGAYGES was down!!!

my college roommate, who was from the wintry northern reaches of Aroostok County, told me that back in the day, Maine lumberjacks used to wear thermal union suits all winter long. and in the spring, the hair on their bodies/legs/etc would have grown through/into the underwear, and so they'd have it pretty much permanently fused to their skin. so they had to remove it each spring verrryyy carefully so as not to pull off skin!

 

[avi]

is there a new fake acct on the horizon?

 

[xfer]

One With The Couch posted this on 12:51:07

 

[minxnim]

so wait does this mean she was on that couch and not even getting up to pee/poop the entire years she was on there?

 

[xfer]

let's...just...say...she's...sitting...in...the...right...chair.

 

[minxnim]

omg this is too much for me

 

[lizard]

that's why the rescue crew had to wear rebreathers or something because the stench was so bad.

 

[mindspell]

You eat a lot, you process a lot of food, and you shit a lot. Imagine the massive quantities of poo she had accumulated.

 

[avi]

Imagine the massive quantities of poo she had accumulated.

I'd rather not, thx

 

[chupe666]

threads like these make me wanna go run a few miles

 

[Kitty Star]

I never though somebody my height could ever achieve such weight. I have now doubled my run and bumped my yoga up to 5 times a week in an effort to make sure that this is NEVER even close to me. I like my tiny frame and damn it I will keep it that way.