This board has hot women on it

[sknight]

That's some hot porn you have there, Sally.

Happy to oblige.

Now for Lizard, the porn is most certainly not to create ideas. Not at all. Maybe it's just to look at people getting fucked.

 

[Profanity]

Porn isn't sexual whereas sex dolls are.

 

[lizard]

somebody here said porn was to get ideas

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

Oh I have enough ideas. Porn doesn't turn me on at all, but I really really enjoy giggling at it.

 

[lizard]

I could take it or leave it until somebody sent me a vid of some homosexual taking a coca cola can up the poop shoot....that and when the web guy put a vid in my startup directory of two women orally gobbling up shit that was coming out of another woman like Dairy Queen soft serve ice cream.

that...that was probably when I said, enough.

 

[lizard]

and then there was the pig/woman vid....

the woman tried to disengage and the pig was like, no way baby, and it chased her around the barn

 

[Iris]

Oh I have enough ideas. Porn doesn't turn me on at all, but I really really enjoy giggling at it.

Thus? it turns you on
Gigglin' at sleazy and cheap porn is great and those silicone-valleys are hilarious! They stay in the same position, the whole time through!!
(*)(*)

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

Thus? it turns you on
Gigglin' at sleazy and cheap porn is great and those silicone-valleys are hilarious! They stay in the same position, the whole time through!!
(*)(*)

Hahaha yeah.

Thanks lizard, you made me laugh and nearly spew cheez its on my monitor. How sexy is that?!

 

[sknight]

Those boobs defy gravity. Anything like them is totally odd.

 

[lizard]

Thanks lizard, you made me laugh and nearly spew cheez its on my monitor. How sexy is that?!

 

[sknight]

Cheeze through the nostils is only sexy when it lands on the back of a willing partner.


MMmmmMMMmmm...warm cheese on my back.....arghghhghhhhhhhhh

 

[lizard]

Blackwaternymph:

I know you only through this board. But you appear to be a nice person and you like the porn for laughs, I know.

and I also know that some women are attracted to take-charge kind of guys. I don't know if this is true in your case.

but I believe in helping a brotha or a sista out, sayin', and so I'm gonna provide you with a pic of a guy who was pretty take charge, in his day, clad only in his tighy whities.

 

[sknight]

That's quite odd, if not scary.

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

Gangsta!

 

[sknight]

Yo yo yo, you know what I'm sayin'?

 

[sknight]

And I see Dead_Lioness getting props over on the Testament board. She was offered kinky sex, with candles and lots of [anal] lube. The "offender" even decided to put aside her being (his assertion) Jewish in favor of getting some of that, yo.

Heheh. Some really odd people out here.