The guys here are in need of help

[Officer Nice]

No Offense to the guys here but in the last 2 weeks of
observation, seems like most of the sex stuff the guys
talk about is all anal sodomy homo gay stuff.


There's lot of hot women on this board like Black Water Nymph
and Dead Lioness and most of you dudes only talk about
plugging each other's asses. Is college that bad these days?

It was never was when I went to college. We never talked
about male butt humping. We talked about the lovely women.

If I was you I wouldnt be talking enough about how cool
and how hot the women here are.

-OfficerNice

The Nevermore board, where women are hot and sheep are scared
of the guys here.

 

[Karmic]

stop kissing ass to the women.

 

[Captain Beard]

I think about shagging the women.

 

[shithead]

It's a confessional around here.

 

[Captain Beard]

Confessional? Nay, nay, I just speak my mind. I find BWN quite attractive... in a naughty way.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Point. But what do you care? The more male homosexuality, the better chance the rest of us have. That's why I support gay rights.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

actually, we're hitting on them all the time. Its just that the buttsex is the funny part of what we talk about and thats what gets posted here. STFU

and yes, I fantasize about all the hot women here every day...

okay, that was too much information.

 

[Karmic]

actually, we're hitting on them all the time. Its just that the buttsex is the funny part of what we talk about and thats what gets posted here. STFU

and yes, I fantasize about all the hot women here every day...

okay, that was too much information.

what he said

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Dude....just shut the fuck up. Seriously.......*shakes head* We're joking around, it's not meant to be taken seriously. Besides that, this is not a dating service, it's a message board.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

and besides, they think its funny, and you should know that you have better chances if they think you're funny.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

They don't have to think I'm funny, I AM FUNNY! MUAHAHAHA!

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Again, THIS IS NOT A DATING SERVICE. Get that through your skull.

<Phasom> well papa, it's time to hunt us some of those there rednecks

 

[FretsAflame]

I think about shagging the women.

as do I.

 

[FretsAflame]

From what I've seen, you and Frets are of the only ones that are
into the women. A lot of the other dudes talk about the male anal
pluggin more than they should.

I'm sayin it to their benefit.


OfficerNice

hahahaha i posted before I saw this post...


and with that I shall leave this thread, seeing as it is not about me at all and my sexuality is in no way being questioned i now feel no need to defend it. And a good day to ya.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

as do I.

we all do, it would be unnatural not to.

 

[Reverand Joint Smoker]

From what I've seen, you and Frets are of the only ones that are
into the women. A lot of the other dudes talk about the male anal
pluggin more than they should.

I'm sayin it to their benefit.


OfficerNice

Hey now goddammit! WHAT ABOUT ME? No bp'n from me, no way. :Smug:

 

[FretsAflame]

Hey now goddammit! WHAT ABOUT ME? No bp'n from me, no way. :Smug:

I'll vouch for you hahahaha

 

[Karmic]

No offense, but I'd rather kiss their pretty asses than your hairy one.



OfficerNice

MY ASS IS NOT HAIRY.
at least bit the last time i scratched it.

anyways, stop taking us seriously.
We do think of the ladies.
Especially the ones showing their panties.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

You're a bay area guy too.
I give you props.
I'm old school bay area SF thrash. I care alot.

"You bet we care a lot" -FNM.


OfficerNice

\m/ Where in the BA d'ya live?

As the Karman said, never take anything on this board seriously. It's kinda mutated into a vast comedy thingy.

 

[Reverand Joint Smoker]

It was only to piss off the catholics. Which it worked quite well, I must say. there is not too many people more homophobic than I, except when it comes to lesbians, god bless 'em.