The Official "Help Zane-X Find A Woman" thread!!!!

I doubt he's interested in males, so he wants love within the confines of the most common mating traditions, I.E, a vagina, not a hairy anus.
 
You two are too bizarre to give Zane fair advice, it's nothing against you, but I doubt he'd get away with the same stuff.
 
Haha you two are like the Lockhorns. (+2 points to anyone who even remotely gets that joke.) [DVD is nearly done]
 
You ARE from the south aren't ya?!?! :tickled:

all kidding aside, check out www.match.com or similar sites! I found a few people on those kinds of sites, but they just wound up either not working out or being too ugly (surprise surprise)

Will, I edited my original post in proper grammar:lol:. Actually, I'm "talking" to a girl I used to work with. She found me on myspace. We went out a few weeks ago.

And to Eric T, my profile is set to private. I have to approve of someone looking at my profile before they can see it.

Thanks to all for the advice.
 
I've been mistaken for a girl in real life a couple times. A few weeks ago at the grocery store I was standing in a long line and another checker came from behind me to open another lane and he says (without seeing my face) "Ma'am, I can help you over here." I turned right around and and then he turned pale as a ghost, but didn't apologize or even say anything else. He just looked really uncomfortable the whole time he rang up my items. It was pretty funny.
 
I can't be mistaken for a woman. I'm 14 feet tall, wear lumberjack approved plaid, my beard is like unto the beard of a god, and my laugh kills children and impregnates nuns.
 
reminds me of the time I worked at Toys R' Us, and one day was standing there facing the wall organizing the shelves or such, and I hear some old woman behind me say "excuse me, ma'am?" Of course, I was the only one there so obviously she was talking to me, but I didn't acknowledge her since SURELY SHE WASN'T TALKING TO ME! hahaha! So she says, again, "excuse me?" so I decide to finally turn around. She was rather shocked and embarrased, letting out an "OH!!.. ummm"