The Official "Help Zane-X Find A Woman" thread!!!!

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I just have no social life anymore. And I get cock blocked by super mario.

 

[Reminiscence]

Dreaming Neon Black always makes the women melt.

 

[Mephistophiliac]

We prefer Garden of Gray.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

seems right. the women here are CRAZY STALKERS

indeed we are.

You can never tell who am I stalking at the moment.










oooh, look at that... oh my.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

It's me, isn't it. It's okay, you can admit it.

 

[Necromunchkin]

Speaking of stalking, hello karen

 

[Dead_Lioness]

*continues to observe*



oh, hi Jim.
Hello Max

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

HI KAREN

 

[Reminiscence]

We prefer Garden of Gray.

More like Garden of Ghey AMIRITE MOTHERFUCKER?!?

 

[rebirth]

any luck kid

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

I can't be mistaken for a woman. I'm 14 feet tall, wear lumberjack approved plaid, my beard is like unto the beard of a god, and my laugh kills children and impregnates nuns.

they could just think you're a lesbian...

 

[Will Bozarth]

hahaha

 

[Lord Foul]

Contrary to popular belief, lesbians hardly ever impregnate nuns

 

[Necromunchkin]

Yes, but if David were a lesbian, he'd be a bearded Ishtar-like war goddess of lesbians who could impregnant nuns with even a hint of flatulence and fisting his way through the pantheon of fertility babes.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

hqhahahahahaah that is one of the mose amazing things i have ever read


emily should draw a comic of that now

 

[Captain Beard]

Hi.