The guys here are in need of help

[Chromatose]

And who's saying LOM isnt a hot chick?

yeah you never know with the internet..


my sister dated some guy on the internet for 2 years, before he told her he was really a girl

and i had to travel 1200 miles to find out ct didn't have a penis

 

[Karmic]

I bet you're a hot chick too.

 

[Chromatose]

 

[Karmic]

my thoughts exactly.

 

[Chromatose]

oh i know, i know


THE POWER OF THE SECOND TENTACLE

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Okay, I am definitely NOT a hot chick..................................I am extremely ugly.

 

[Karmic]

ok.

i was wrong there.

 

[Karmic]

oh give up already.

you make a big fuss about a small hole.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I question how comfortable you are with your own sexuality if you come in here and make a huge fuss about someone mentioning fudgepacking.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

all the coughing i was doing on the way home from red lobster was making my butt sting with the green diarrhea that was about to explode out of my pants.

 

[Karmic]

dont need to be defensive. If you're shootin for the pooper,
that's acceptable now. I'm not hatin on your nation.


-OfficerNice

awwww

im defensive?

I always thought i was the offensive type.

at least on the toilet.

no.... but i wouldnt call that defensive. im just trying to find out why your dragging out the whole deal.
maybe by saying that it would make it defensive... but how would i ask?

 

[Karmic]

Dude, stop hating canadians.

If it makes you feel any better, there are far more animal molesters and sodomizers in America.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Dude, stop hating canadians.

If it makes you feel any better, there are far more animal molesters and sodomizers in America.

and most of them are rednecks

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I have yet to see a formal apology from Canada about Loverboy.


-OfficerNice

America hasn't given us an apology for you yet so why should we apologize to you?

 

[Karmic]

i dont see why something so small and meaningless is made into something with even less meaning.

was kind of a waste.

goodnight.

I think i'll go sodomize myself now.
since then no women will ever want to touch me.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Wow...ct.....way to be SAXY!

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Well...

I'm afraid its come down to this:

fuck you redneck. Fuck you in the ass with a steel girder.

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

Awww....Officer Nice is....Nice.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

But I'm nicer.....................................


























































































































































































........................IN BED!