This chick brought the lulz.

[drew_drummer]

I'm not. She should get bummed as a form of holy punishment.

 

[drew_drummer]

 

[DanLights]

the article and your comments are killing me hahahahahhhahaha this is just brutal

In order to pay for the enormous amounts of food she is eating — her weekly grocery bill is $815 — Ms Simpson makes money by running a website where men pay to watch her consume fast food

I had to quote this again, I find it the most impressive thing of it all

 

[Pardi666]

Yup, people like this need to be executed. We can use the meat to feed the 3rd world and the fat to make oil lamps for them.

 

[JayB]

Amber Lamps !

 

[Loren Littlejohn]

"Ms Simpson, who needs a mobility scooter to go shopping, eats huge amounts of junk food each week and tries to move as little as possible so she doesn't burn off as many calories. "


Yeah I pretty much loath people like this.

 

[drew_drummer]

Save the whales... harpoon a fat chick.

 

[Morgan C]

Saw this in a newspaper.. pretty much the same except in the newspaper she said 'she insisted she was healthy'. I lol'd.

 

[Chryst Krispies]

She might as well insist she is a leprechaun.

 

[ahjteam]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...er-determined-worlds-fattest-woman-years.html
http://www.closeronline.co.uk/RealLife/Reallifestories/eating-my-way-to-72st.aspx


"BETTER" pictures, I guess this is what she meant with the eating fast food website:

 

[Line666]

There's some nice meaty legs for yah Marcus :zombie:

 

[Metaltastic]

FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP :Spin:uke:

 

[drew_drummer]

*cuts own dick off*

 

[colonel kurtz]

i remember an episode of dr. phil or maury povich or some shit a couple years ago with a bunch of fat bitches who wanted to be even fatter bitches

if you ask me, these people are total fucking waste. not only do they do nothing but sit on their ass and eat, but you know damn well that since they're too fucking fat to have a job, they're using taxpayer money to pay for their scooters, medications, and whatever other health complications result from their gross obesity.

execution is the only solution, obviously

 

[joeymusicguy]

i remember an episode of dr. phil or maury povich or some shit a couple years ago with a bunch of fat bitches who wanted to be even fatter bitches

if you ask me, these people are total fucking waste. not only do they do nothing but sit on their ass and eat, but you know damn well that since they're too fucking fat to have a job, they're using taxpayer money to pay for their scooters, medications, and whatever other health complications result from their gross obesity.

execution is the only solution, obviously

+1 lol

 

[halcyonwayband@aol.com]

I saw a clip of her on the news at the gym today and thought the scene where she picked the kid up was gonna be of her eating the kid.....