this guy shreds on drums...

No way is that guy a dork. He's got the bald spot, the glasses, the tucked in shirt, but he's STILL rocking Suffocation... that's a dedicated metalhead, right there.

Im telling you, he's probably an accountant.
 
Maybe i took it a bit too seriously... But i don't think any kinda spot in his head would make him any more METAL. Btw. i immediatly ordered that Suffocation album...