This is not metal..

What a buncha mindless creepy assheaded foolish inhuman asnine stupid awful monstrous heartless brainless dickless sacks of shit! Let's put one a their kids in a mayonnaise jar and see how they like it...
 
Oh my God, you guys can't really think this is real, can you? This has been around for a long time, and at one point it was taken down, moved to another addy, but now is back to its original website addy. It's totally not real. Hope this puts some minds to rest. :)