this is not the title of this thread

[minxnim]

ba dum

tish

 

[Helm]

rape also

 

[Josh Seipp]

or month

or PURPLE

 

[minxnim]

um rape is punishable if you commit it dude (at least punishable by me stabbing the rapist in the neck face and head until they die)

 

[goatschool]

when/if i'm ever married, i am going to suggest the consumption of a single plum in place of the wedding cake bullshit

 

[minxnim]

plums are good. have you ever seen the ones called 'dinosaur egg plums'?

 

[goatschool]

NO!!!!!! where are those?

 

[minxnim]

hm i saw them at this gourmet store in brooklyn heights once, they were yellow with purple spots and they were really soft and delicious and tasted a little like apricots but mostly the same as other plums.

 

[xfer]

PLUOTTTTTTTSSSSSSSS