This is quite brilliant...

[Enemy242]

i hate april fools, my sister called me and told me my dad was having a heart attack and i almost left work to take him to the hospital..knowing that my dad has bad heart problems i fell for it.


fuck this god damn holiday.

holy shit thats fucked up. if people are going to celebrate this "holiday" then they should at least do it where its not shit like that.

 

[Cat5Messiah]

Can I use TiSP if my home uses a septic system?
Sorry, but no -- TiSP requires the use of a central sewer system to connect your home to the Internet.

 

[RedKef]

yeah, I wouldn't want to run a series of fios cables and repeters all the way to washington. but that's just me.

 

[BioMechanical]

April fool's day's roots come from a pagan holiday, and so does Christmas, then the whorebag christians stole it.