- You're so gay your hamster chose to starve to death rather than let you feed it
- Hi dude... well, you're gay
- Your son's boyfriend has AIDS (just so you know)
- I took your wife out to a dildo factory, then I raped her (you pathetic faggot)
- You overran two kids ten minutes after getting your driving licence (ha ha ha)
- You listen to Slough Feg (do I need to add anything?)