This is the thread I make up Anal Cunt song titles.

[NAD]

Your SUV has big shiny wheels, you're gay.
Your girlfriend is ugly.
Your mom's dead.
You eat McDonalds.
You drink Budweiser (and you're gay).
You watch Wheel of Fortune.
You had sex with your dog.
You commute 50 miles to Los Angeles every day.
You think NASA is cool.

I could go on forever!

 

[HarmonyDies....]

You made a thread.

 

[NAD]

You think your news is fair and balanced.
You went to the dentist.
You respect your job.
You like old people.

 

[NAD]

You like Dimmu Borgir.
You play with LEGOs.
You're a pianist.
You wear glasses.
You get to work on time.

 

[NAD]

You make up Anal Cunt songtitles.
You went to a gay pride parade and you're not gay.
You visit museums.
You obey traffic signals.
Your job is boring.

 

[NAD]

You sing backup.
You have children.
You answer the phone.
You poop at work.

 

[Black Winter Day]

You post at ANUS.com and use the word "ideology" a lot.

 

[NAD]

You write for a webzine.
You carry a wallet.
You drink water.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

You lick stamps.

 

[NAD]

You have a hangover.
You read the National Inquirer.
You can't think of a clever songtitle.

 

[MethodicalWasteManagement]

You got your ass kicked by a deaf kid
I molested your sister
I drink gasoline
I had sex with your 78 year old grandmother while she was on life support
I fucked you after I put tobasco on my condom (Because you're a retard)

 

[MethodicalWasteManagement]

"I hate midgets"

 

[JayKeeley]

You like hairy nipples.
You sleep in a room next to your parents.
You got a rip in your couch.
Gene Simmons is indeed a Jew.

 

[Krilons Resa]

I just sharted my pants.

 

[MethodicalWasteManagement]

So far, I win.

 

[Krilons Resa]

You lose based on the sole fact that your screename is too fuckin' long!

 

[MethodicalWasteManagement]

I sat you on fire (Then gave you a vaseline bath)
Steve Gutenburg likes cock
Your mother likes to smell shit
You like cradle of filth (and your father is a vietnam vet)

 

[Demonspell]

You thought the Matrix sequels were better than the original (you're gay)
You think power metal is cool
Alcohol is good for you, you straightedge whiner
I wrote Hitler as a reference on my job application
You got venereal disease from a Hooters girl
Wannabe Republican: Loving America Since 9/11
You voted for Nader (it's your fault asshole)

 

[HarmonyDies....]

You're a bassist

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

 

[MethodicalWasteManagement]

i had sex with a triple amputee