This is why I love religious folk...

Most of that is straw man and fallacies, come on. His state before one minute should be applied toward himself, really.
 
I think he's got it backwards. If you believe in creationism, then you were formed out of dirt/dust/clay which would have started out as a rock and eroded to something more moldable. If you believe in evolution, you started out as sludge, which is much more fun at parties. Maybe Evilution is a new hybrid?
 
haha, evilution. i get the subtlety behind it!


If you believe in evolution you're going to DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hell awaits bitches!!!
 
You'd think someone would have simply disproved all of these arguments already by just mentioning nylon-eating bacteria. Why doesn't anybody bring up the nylon-eating bacteria anymore? Too easy?!
 
Also, threads about evolution always require:

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:rolleyes:

He looks quite unremarkable, "white people" is an artificial and silly way of dividing up phenotypes, and the language is called English.

Stupid fucking t-shirt, but then it is pretty clear that most people have no critical thinking skills at all.