This man has longer hair than you.

^ I have seen your ass multiple times in pictures and as far I have seen is not quite good.
Ok, you're a lucky guy who lures hotter men, but even If I'm not that hot I would not fuck you ;).
 
^
baaaad.
dude i didn't say that I want to fuck them.
Don't get sad because I didn't like you fucked up pickup line:D
 
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:lol: Cousin It.

He must be very gay.
because if he isn't alexis will be sad
because alexis wants to fuck him

*postjumpeventhoughitfits*
Yeah exactly, too bad you are not the enough hot as the guy with the longest hair.
nay,dude it's alright if you don't want to bang me:)
Yeah I am gay, super homosexual , but sorry I don't like your ass pal.
I'll survive :)
Village People - YMCA
obviously for you :D

ITT: Alexis gets owned and I LOL'd