Thread #1 devoted to NAD's drinking and typing problem.

[Nate The Great]

Post your positive and reaffirming statements here. NAD will need them, if he is ever going to overcome this obstacle.

NAD: You CAN drink and type (comprehensively). Because you're good enough, you're smart enough, and doggonit . . . people like you.

 

[NAD]

Okay, I 'd olve ot typ e soemot h ompteresige, ubuut O m Iam DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUK. Can't o> Dpoj't make m;e./ EMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111

 

[NAD]

Holey htit, you never have n oidea ho w drea m I am righ now.................. gpd dman 10 pintes, 8 shieksy on the rocikks, an dogaot nknos what.se.

Expect pass out tonice now.

 

[Erik]

Oh my dogaot, that's a lot of stuff!

 

[Ayeka]

More! More!

 

[Demonspell]

Fuienmds don;t lete firnendc tuepw durnsk.

 

[NAD]

Wow.

God damn my head hurts today. That's the main problem with drinking at a bar, the water supply is never plentiful. Maybe I should drink some more shieksy to make me feel better.

 

[Erik]

Or you might want to pray to dogaot to make it better?

 

[NAD]

I wonder if I was trying to type god or goat on that one...? Kinda came out as both I guess.

 

[JayKeeley]

NAD, do you realize that if you stopped getting drunk, our thread count would be reduced by 50%?

 

[NAD]

Yep, I was noticing that this morning. What a putz!