Thread: Killer

[Ultima Ibanez Overlord]

If you had to kill one person in anyway of your choosing, who would it be and how?

I would kill the first person who reads this thread by boring them to death with this idea for a topic HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Jax]

*dies of boredom*



Lee you're here! yay!

 

[Ultima Ibanez Overlord]

I most 'soitoinly' am! I said hi to you in the Pop Culture forum, but I'll do another....

.....Hi Jax!

 

[Jax]

*claps her hands cuz she's happy to see her friends here*

Hi Lee!

 

[mourningstar]

*joins the club*

i'd kill anyone mother nature would ask me to kill, to help her with the natural selection. being her little helper, i can hope i won't be among the soon-to-be-eliminated ones

 

[manuelgv]

I would kill my philosophy teacher from high school and would probably doing it by smashing her head against a wall
she made me hate philosophy

 

[mourningstar]

that's a shame, manuelgv. i was lucky: my philosophy professor was the best one i've ever had.

 

[Rusty]

I would kill the person who invented pasta.

Hello Lee. I don't know who you are. Hello.

 

[nØthing]

Wow, a running hit list..hmmm...I just hope this doesn't fall into the hands of the fuzz...

Anyway, I'd kill Jantos the Executioner because he stole my favorite sword, Orion. I'd just chop his head off and gain his power, like how it's done to any immortal.

 

[Mischievous]

I would killed to Pinochet (an old dictator)..... I guess I would look for inspiration at some Cannibal Corpse`s song......Perhaps I would rape him with a knife....

 

[kamikaze]

A serated knife?

 

[Jax]

that's gotta hurt..

 

[Ultima Ibanez Overlord]

I don't know if you guys know Robbie Williams in the 'States, but he's a massive arsehole.

I'd like to kill him because his face annoys me. I'd like to stab him to death and play with his blood.

 

[sexualist death]

well, i would like to kill my ex, but before i do it i want to abuse him...

i want him to be naked i want to catch his nipple,but just the end of the nipple...
i want to spill on him bucket of hot wall-color i want to kick his abdomen and catch him from the hair and beat his head on my cupboard i want to put his head in the toilet bowl because i dont want him to dirty my home with his blood, and finally... the cream
i want to stick him hot safety pin in the hole of him dick
and kill him in 1 prick.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Originally posted by Mischievous
I would killed to Pinochet (an old dictator)

Can I assume your Chilean heritage? My wife would support you fully. Hell, I'll even support you. Kill the "demented" old bastard!

So which one person would I like to kill? Let me whittle down my list and get back to you

 

[Rusty]

Originally posted by sexualist death
well, i would like to kill my ex, but before i do it i want to abuse him...

i want him to be naked i want to catch his nipple,but just the end of the nipple...
i want to spill on him bucket of hot wall-color i want to kick his abdomen and catch him from the hair and beat his head on my cupboard i want to put his head in the toilet bowl because i dont want him to dirty my home with his blood, and finally... the cream
i want to stick him hot safety pin in the hole of him dick
and kill him in 1 prick.

As long as you're not bitter...

 

[sexualist death]

is this look like embitterment?!!!

 

[Rusty]

Originally posted by sexualist death
is this look like embitterment?!!!

Yeh, just a bit. But not much - I mean you only got 6 lines out of it. Real bitterness would make it pages long. Go on, stir up that aggressiveness and really get nasty...

 

[FailingAcension]

I would kill my stupid chemistry teacher.

 

[Opus(sy)2]

hmmmm i think i would like to kill george bush, no offence to any americans here because most of you are great people....but seriously??!?!?!? george really is a fucking waste of space!