Thusly

[NAD]

Yep. Although the best line in Big Lebowski is easy for me:

"Nihilists...? *Phew* Say what you will about the tenets of National Socialism, but at least it's an ethos!"

 

[Black Winter Day]

"Yeah, well... that's just like... uh... your... opinion. Man."

 

[NAD]

"What's with him?"
"Oh, he's a nihilist."
"Wow, that must be exhausting."

hahahahahahha

 

[Black Winter Day]

"I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars."

"Well let me just go find a cash machine around here..."

"Brad can't watch or he has to pay an extra hundred."

 

[J.]

"I am the Jesus."

 

[NAD]

Best scene is when he's driving home from the doctor all giddy, tries to flick out the roach and it hits the window, bounces in his lap then as he screams like a woman he douses his crotch with beer and then crashes into the dumpster hahahahhahaa!!!!!111

Run on sentences are cool!

 

[Demonspell]

If nihilists really do believe in nothing, why are they angry about everything?

 

[Black Winter Day]

"The Chinaman is NOT THE ISSUE!!!! Also, dude... 'Chinaman" is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American."

"Walter, I'm not talking about a guy who built the railroads here..."

 

[NAD]

"SHABBER SHAEMUS!"

"SHOBER SHABUS!

"Shomer fucking Shaemus."

 

[Black Winter Day]

Donnie: "[They came out with the new bowling schedule.]"

Walter (instinctively): "Donnie, shut the f-... When?""

 

[Black Winter Day]

man, a Lebowski quote thread could go on for 5 pages...

 

[MajestikMøøse]

*cues Kenny Rogers - What Condition My Condition...*