The stories are meant to be read in all caps, as down below, but if you're a bitch then read this version:
The first time my dad took my sister and me camping I was about 8 or 9. I remember we parked the car, I jumped out and immediately stepped on a nail. We had to go to the hospital and then we went home because I had to get a tetanus shot or some kind of shot. Its all kind of hazy.
The second time my dad took my sister and me camping was a month later, in the middle of July. We parked the car, and my sister jumped out and immediately tried to lift up some sort of boulder that was on a hill. I dont really know why she did this. Anyway she ended up breaking her finger. We had to go to the hospital, and then we had to go home because she wanted to be with mom in her hour of need.
At the end of summer, my dad, out of complete desperation to go camping with the kids, took us out again. I remember he seemed a bit fidgety the whole way there, and I remember he wouldnt let us out of the car until he had scouted around a little bit.
When I got out of the car my dad was busy taking the bungee cords off the roof. We had about a billion things up on the car which my dad had secured with an unnecessary amount of bungee cords. Anyway for some reason I unhooked one of the bungee cords on my side of the car. It whizzed over the car roof like a meteor and cut my dad deeply in his eyebrow. We had to drive to the hospital, this time with blood streaming down my dads face and me and my sister in tears.
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THE FIRST TIME MY DAD TOOK MY SISTER AND I CAMPING I WAS ABOUT 8 OR 9. I REMEMBER WE PARKED THE CAR, I JUMPED OUT AND IMMEDIATELY STEPPED ON A NAIL. WE HAD TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL AND THEN WE WENT HOME BECAUSE I HAD TO GET A TETANUS SHOT OR SOME KIND OF SHOT. ITS ALL KIND OF HAZY.
THE SECOND TIME MY DAD TOOK MY SISTER AND I CAMPING WAS A MONTH LATER, IN THE MIDDLE OF JULY. WE PARKED THE CAR, AND MY SISTER JUMPED OUT AND IMMEDIATELY TRIED TO LIFT UP SOME SORT OF BOULDER THAT WAS ON A HILL. I DONT REALLY KNOW WHY SHE DID THIS. ANYWAY SHE ENDED UP BREAKING HER FINGER. WE HAD TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL, AND THEN WE HAD TO GO HOME BECAUSE SHE WANTED TO BE WITH MOM IN HER HOUR OF NEED.
AT THE END OF SUMMER, MY DAD, OUT OF COMPLETE DESPERATION TO GO CAMPING WITH THE KIDS, TOOK US OUT AGAIN. I REMEMBER HE SEEMED A BIT FIDGETY THE WHOLE WAY THERE, AND I REMEMBER HE WOULDNT LET US OUT OF THE CAR UNTIL HE HAD SCOUTED AROUND A LITTLE BIT.
WHEN I GOT OUT OF THE CAR MY DAD WAS BUSY TAKING THE BUNGEE CORDS OFF THE ROOF. WE HAD ABOUT A BILLION THINGS UP ON THE CAR WHICH MY DAD HAD SECURED WITH AN UNNECESSARY AMOUNT OF BUNGEE CORDS. ANYWAY FOR SOME REASON I UNHOOKED ONE OF THE BUNGEE CORDS ON MY SIDE OF THE CAR. IT WHIZZED OVER THE CAR ROOF LIKE A METEOR AND CUT MY DAD DEEPLY IN HIS EYEBROW. WE HAD TO DRIVE TO THE HOSPITAL, THIS TIME WITH BLOOD STREAMING DOWN MY DADS FACE AND ME AND MY SISTER IN TEARS.
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The first time my dad took my sister and me camping I was about 8 or 9. I remember we parked the car, I jumped out and immediately stepped on a nail. We had to go to the hospital and then we went home because I had to get a tetanus shot or some kind of shot. Its all kind of hazy.
The second time my dad took my sister and me camping was a month later, in the middle of July. We parked the car, and my sister jumped out and immediately tried to lift up some sort of boulder that was on a hill. I dont really know why she did this. Anyway she ended up breaking her finger. We had to go to the hospital, and then we had to go home because she wanted to be with mom in her hour of need.
At the end of summer, my dad, out of complete desperation to go camping with the kids, took us out again. I remember he seemed a bit fidgety the whole way there, and I remember he wouldnt let us out of the car until he had scouted around a little bit.
When I got out of the car my dad was busy taking the bungee cords off the roof. We had about a billion things up on the car which my dad had secured with an unnecessary amount of bungee cords. Anyway for some reason I unhooked one of the bungee cords on my side of the car. It whizzed over the car roof like a meteor and cut my dad deeply in his eyebrow. We had to drive to the hospital, this time with blood streaming down my dads face and me and my sister in tears.
Else read this version.
THE FIRST TIME MY DAD TOOK MY SISTER AND I CAMPING I WAS ABOUT 8 OR 9. I REMEMBER WE PARKED THE CAR, I JUMPED OUT AND IMMEDIATELY STEPPED ON A NAIL. WE HAD TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL AND THEN WE WENT HOME BECAUSE I HAD TO GET A TETANUS SHOT OR SOME KIND OF SHOT. ITS ALL KIND OF HAZY.
THE SECOND TIME MY DAD TOOK MY SISTER AND I CAMPING WAS A MONTH LATER, IN THE MIDDLE OF JULY. WE PARKED THE CAR, AND MY SISTER JUMPED OUT AND IMMEDIATELY TRIED TO LIFT UP SOME SORT OF BOULDER THAT WAS ON A HILL. I DONT REALLY KNOW WHY SHE DID THIS. ANYWAY SHE ENDED UP BREAKING HER FINGER. WE HAD TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL, AND THEN WE HAD TO GO HOME BECAUSE SHE WANTED TO BE WITH MOM IN HER HOUR OF NEED.
AT THE END OF SUMMER, MY DAD, OUT OF COMPLETE DESPERATION TO GO CAMPING WITH THE KIDS, TOOK US OUT AGAIN. I REMEMBER HE SEEMED A BIT FIDGETY THE WHOLE WAY THERE, AND I REMEMBER HE WOULDNT LET US OUT OF THE CAR UNTIL HE HAD SCOUTED AROUND A LITTLE BIT.
WHEN I GOT OUT OF THE CAR MY DAD WAS BUSY TAKING THE BUNGEE CORDS OFF THE ROOF. WE HAD ABOUT A BILLION THINGS UP ON THE CAR WHICH MY DAD HAD SECURED WITH AN UNNECESSARY AMOUNT OF BUNGEE CORDS. ANYWAY FOR SOME REASON I UNHOOKED ONE OF THE BUNGEE CORDS ON MY SIDE OF THE CAR. IT WHIZZED OVER THE CAR ROOF LIKE A METEOR AND CUT MY DAD DEEPLY IN HIS EYEBROW. WE HAD TO DRIVE TO THE HOSPITAL, THIS TIME WITH BLOOD STREAMING DOWN MY DADS FACE AND ME AND MY SISTER IN TEARS.
More here:
http://www.storylog.com/time-for-some-stories-davesecretary/
