To LEE or not to LEE? I guess to LEE!!!

[Sonm]

Hello Sir!
How are you? No messages, no mails, no sms were answered but that's okay. I have about 5 CD from different bands and I was asked to send them to your Castle, Sir! Will you be so kind to allow me to do so? :Spin:

 

[Hopkins-WitchfinderGeneral]

Send mine too yo'

 

[Sonm]

No problem yo' ! I can sen' whatever ya want' ! Ya pay maaan, I seeend maaan yo'! Deal??

 

[Hopkins-WitchfinderGeneral]

Well. See the problem is.

Its in Lee's postbox. But he's too lazy to get the post. So if you can get to his post box and steal it. its all yours.

 

[Sonm]

Naah...I have a lot to listen to apart from these demos. But that's a very interesting situation indeed. Reminds me one of my ex-neighbours... Every morning he was riding his bike to a village where he stored his car to drive then to his work. Well, nothing special, except for the fact that that village was twice as far as his work was.

Lee doesn't answer because he's angry... I've sent him an sms - "Big tits is cool" or something... now he's angry...

 

[Hopkins-WitchfinderGeneral]

Send him an SMS saying he looks like Tad Doyle. Then he'll be uber-pissed and unsign you.

 

[Sonm]

Who is Tad Doyle?! Well, meanwhile I am wondering whether Lee angry or not! Or maybe he still on his vacation??
Hm?

 

[Windom Pearl]

Sonm the Stalker

 

[Sonm]

Sonm the Stalker

...
Just like a snake I am slithering
Through my world devine!
And like a cat I am stalking
I'll take your soul and you'll be like me
In emptiness
In emptiness
...

 

[Hopkins-WitchfinderGeneral]

Morbid Angel > Lee B.

 

[Hopkins-WitchfinderGeneral]

Tads the one that looked like he ate lee and assumed his appearance.

UNAS-TAD SLAYER OF THE RECORD LABEL BOSSES!

 

[Sonm]

Well... there is a certain similarity!! I reckon there is indeed!!

 

[Lee_B]

You are all bastards...





Sonm, I didn't get the "tits" SMS.. Did you get the one I sent this morning?

 

[Windom Pearl]

Tads the one that looked like he ate lee and assumed his appearance.

LOL you asshole now look what you did you made me laugh out loud!!

You're just...so incredibly right

 

[Sonm]

Lee, I got it this morning You were asking why should you be angry! Well, I don't know why you should be angry. You better ask it yourself But the main question - CAN I SEND YOU A BUNCH OF PROMOS? Actually some of them are quite good, which is increadible... I like new bands??? Odd... I am kinda quite...cynical now. Probably like you were. But things are getting better as I go to the end of my torment in Holland.

 

[Hopkins-WitchfinderGeneral]

LOL you asshole now look what you did you made me laugh out loud!!

You're just...so incredibly right

I aim to please.

 

[Lee_B]

When I get your CD, I will use it as a coaster...

 

[Lee_B]

Lee, I got it this morning You were asking why should you be angry! Well, I don't know why you should be angry. You better ask it yourself But the main question - CAN I SEND YOU A BUNCH OF PROMOS? Actually some of them are quite good, which is increadible... I like new bands??? Odd... I am kinda quite...cynical now. Probably like you were. But things are getting better as I go to the end of my torment in Holland.

Send me what you want Sonm! As long as it's not a poo carved into the shape of a Romanian dwarf.

 

[Sonm]

Send me what you want Sonm! As long as it's not a poo carved into the shape of a Romanian dwarf.

Aaaah!! Somebody must have told you!!!!
Damn, this is increadible how Lee's brain works. A poo carved in the shape of a Romanian dwarf. Why Romanian? Why not ...let's say, Gabonian?

 

[Hopkins-WitchfinderGeneral]

When I get your CD, I will use it as a coaster...

As long as you actually fucking well pick it up and listen to it once you can do whatever you want.

We spent 5 months and about 100euros working on that

If i send you a sample of sonms and my poo mixed togther will you take it as a bribe?