to mr. perfect (ledmag)

[Karmic]

head ach? you scottish?

 

[Will Bozarth]

nope, Kentuckian

 

[neal]

i dont get columbus day off work. that sucks.
-neal

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

hahahaha

you unlucky motherfuckers!!!!!!

Being Canadian has one advantage

NO FUCKING SCHOOL TOMORROW!!!!!!!

 

[Will Bozarth]

im not canadian... and i dont have school

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

well you're feeling lucky arent you deadskin

 

[Will Bozarth]

no i didnt even think Canada was out for Columbus Day...

 

[neal]

yeh. the funny thing about columbus is that he didnt discover jack shit. the native americans already found it. the vikings already found it. theres theories that someone else (i forgot who. world history was like 5 years and many many bong rips ago) already found it as well. theres theories that he had maps and in fact knew it wasnt china and india. all he did was rape, kill, and spread disease. what a cunt.
-neal

 

[Karmic]

at least he could rape. and thats why hes famous.

 

[famousamoswillkillyou]

Columbus was a cock spank. And I don't usually get off for his little day either. Don't care though, 'cause he's just another famous fuckhead that didn't really do anything.

 

[Karmic]

except rape.

 

[neal]

whats with your fucking rape obsession haha.
-neal

 

[Karmic]

im just trying to state my point. that columbus is gay.

 

[neal]

hahaha.
-neal

 

[Will Bozarth]

thatll be a scene for a porno....
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Clitstopher Columpuss
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"I am here to take your land! Bend over and I shall rape you!"

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

 

[neal]

you are insane.
-neal

 

[Will Bozarth]

 

[famousamoswillkillyou]

It's a good thing they don't still do those little assignments on him in school on Columbus Day. Otherwise, I'd end up writing an essay about Clitstopher Columpuss, and undoubtedly fail... unless it was Brownley, that ol' perv former teacher o' mine.

 

[Will Bozarth]

youd have to credit me then