Today I begin the Master Cleanse!

[Chromatose]

It also happens to work the other way around as well.

 

[Brooks]

Sure does! Isn't that cool?

 

[Chromatose]

No one can be trusted!

 

[Brooks]

Who can you trust when everyone's a croooook?!?!?!?



I'll tell you one thing. The human body (YOUR BODY!) knows more about the human body than science ever will. Listen to what your body is telling you. It knows what it needs.



And what it needs is to be sexed up!

 

[reese_apoc]

Who can you trust when everyone's a croooook?!?!?!?



I'll tell you one thing. The human body (YOUR BODY!) knows more about the human body than science ever will. Listen to what your body is telling you. It knows what it needs.



And what it needs is to be sexed up!

I need sexing up!!!

 

[Liverslapper]

Interesting read Brookie.

 

[Karmic]

brooks where's my recipe

 

[Chromatose]

Following Martin Ross's philosophy, why bother slowly limiting the amount of food you eat? Just cut out the middle man and stop polluting yourself and get straight to the dyin'

 

[Brooks]

brooks where's my recipe

The Master Cleanse Diet is a fast during which no solid food is consumed. Instead, people on the cleanse drink purified water spiked with lemon juice, Grade B maple syrup and cayenne pepper. A laxative tea or saltwater drink may also be consumed to help get things moving once the impurities start releasing from the body.
The basic recipe for the Master Cleanse Diet is as follows:

• two tablespoons lemon or lime juice, preferably fresh-squeezed from organic citrus (about half a lemon or lime)
• two tablespoons genuine Grade B maple syrup (not maple flavored syrup)
• a pinch of cayenne pepper or to taste
• eight ounces of water (many people recommend purified or filtered water) cold or at room temperature.

Mix all of the ingredients and drink. Burroughs recommends drinking between six to 12 glasses daily during the course of the cleanse. No food should be consumed, just drink whenever you are hungry.
Before bedtime and first thing in the morning, you can either drink a cup of herbal laxative tea or do what’s referred to as “salt water bathing.” Mix two teaspoons of sea salt, not table salt, with a quart of water and drink morning and evening. This is designed to help flush impurities from the body.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

hmm... i kinda wanna try that someday

 

[Swabs]

Sounds like some anal seepage might occur from that.

 

[Calamitas1786]

Dreaming Neon Brownspot

 

[Brooks]

Sounds like some anal seepage might occur from that.

I guarantee it

 

[Brooks]

Following Martin Ross's philosophy, why bother slowly limiting the amount of food you eat? Just cut out the middle man and stop polluting yourself and get straight to the dyin'

Why don't you just pick a fight with Fedor without first practicing on the local cholos at the bar?

 

[Chromatose]

Because there's no point getting others involved in matters of personal importance!

 

[Shpongled]

Why don't you just pick a fight with Fedor without first practicing on the local cholos at the bar?

He could practice on EVERY cholo at EVERY bar anywhere and then pick the fight and the result would still be the same haha.

Big Nog said it best: "In order to beat Fedor, you'll have to kill him twice and then push him over."