Today I begin the Master Cleanse!

[dreaming neon darkspot]

i haven't drank (drunk?) any alcohol in... probobly a month or more. it's a pretty rare occurance lately and i hardly ever feel the need for it. it'd be much more of a challenge for me to go without cigarettes or ice cream

 

[Kvlt Wench]

I'm drinking a beer right now, and enjoying it quite a bit.

 

[Morganna]

Good luck Azal! Keep us posted.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Oddly, I can go without alcohol for weeks, since I never drink at home, only when I go out.

This.

 

[Brooks]

top.

I'm alcohol detoxing since Tuesday. Plan on doing it for a whole month. Playing a gig straight is gonna be weird.

I've had one and a half cigs though, don't know why, just kind of saw them lying around and lit them up and then realized what I was doing and put them out.

I'm doing this because I run 5 days a week like 5-6 miles and I feel like I'm working out for nothing when I have 7 beers afterwards.

I also plan on trying the mighty brooks cleansing/fast for the last 3-4 days, but I imagine that there is no way I should exercise during that time, or do you think it would be ok?

Cheers, man! It's a good thing to do everyonce in a while. Not necessarily the 'Master Cleanse,' but to fast, to consciously limit your food/drink intake for a day or two, especially if you're known to gorge on booze more often then you know you should.

I once met a street man claiming to be an enlightened Yogi, who, day in, day out, walks around San Francisco distributing this essay he wrote. I gave him two bucks for it one night. I suppose I can scan it, as it's really interesting to read, but the essence of it is that consumption of food, especially bad foods, is the leading cause of mental and physical anguish in this world, and that a body requires fasting to reorganize and engergize with the universe. With proper nutrition (or lack thereof), one can live forever and harmonize with the ultimate reality.

So he says. But who am I to disagree?

 

[Liverslapper]

I'm interested in this essay about his mysticism, when you get it scanned I would like to read it.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

homeless people ftw

 

[Swabs]

I only ever drink socially, when I go out with friends or to a party etc. Never smoked a cigarette in my life, and I plan on keeping it that way.

 

[Undefined]

Pussy. I don't drink or smoke now, or anything. But I have, you can't live life without trying things. Saying "I don't smoke" when you used to and now stopped is ok, saying "I never smoked" makes you sound like a pretentious fag. I mean maybe in America you'd get praised but I bet in Europe moreso there's a stigma attached with what you said.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

i always said i'd never smoke.

and then i started.

oh well.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

I've always said that I'll never smoke... and I haven't.

Guess that makes me pretentious.


???

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

You were pre-teentious.


...

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

nah, you just have ... will power?

jailbait!

 

[Undefined]

i always said i'd never smoke.

Everyone says this, when you're fucking 13.

I've always said that I'll never smoke... and I haven't.

Guess that makes me pretentious.

Have you swallowed cum, been fucked by a dude and then dumped... maybe even taken it in the ass? I mean I might have said I would never smoke then did but I never experienced any of that so YOU'RE NOT SO SUPERIOR NOW ARE YOU!

 

[Swabs]

Pussy. I don't drink or smoke now, or anything. But I have, you can't live life without trying things. Saying "I don't smoke" when you used to and now stopped is ok, saying "I never smoked" makes you sound like a pretentious fag. I mean maybe in America you'd get praised but I bet in Europe moreso there's a stigma attached with what you said.

No.

The reason I'm not going to start smoking is because I'm not an ignorant fuck, (no offence to those who do). We live in a world where we actually know about the effects of smoking cigarrettes. To me saying "Oh I'm going to try smoking, you gotta at least try y'know" is EXACTLY the same as saying "Oh I'm going to try stabbing myself, you gotta at least try y'know".

Most of my friends are now smokers, I'm not praised in the slightest for not joining in, in fact I'm often ridiculed for it. So shut the fuck up Joe.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Have you swallowed cum, been fucked by a dude and then dumped... maybe even taken it in the ass? I mean I might have said I would never smoke then did but I never experienced any of that so YOU'RE NOT SO SUPERIOR NOW ARE YOU!

righto

 

[Undefined]

No.

The reason I'm not going to start smoking is because I'm not an ignorant fuck, (no offence to those who do). We live in a world where we actually know about the effects of smoking cigarrettes. To me saying "Oh I'm going to try smoking, you gotta at least try y'know" is EXACTLY the same as saying "Oh I'm going to try stabbing myself, you gotta at least try y'know".

Most of my friends are now smokers, I'm not praised in the slightest for not joining in, in fact I'm often ridiculed for it. So shut the fuck up Joe.

You sound like a fucking walking t.v. ad. And a hypocrite. People smoke because it makes you feel good. A cigarette and a coffee in the morning is fucking heaven. Lots of things people do are bad for you, but if you enjoy them then who cares (Drinking is awful for you but you do it for enjoyment). It's your life. I'm not defending cigarettes at all but a lot of stats those anti-smoking groups come up with are bullshit (The best one is "Smoking 1 cigarette takes 7 minutes off of your life" ... yeah that's because they estimate it takes you 7 mins to finish a cigarette )

Also note I said, in Europe you'd be teased for it but here in NA everyone would suck your cock.

 

[Swabs]

Oh get over yourself, I said I don't smoke, wow, I don't smoke, there I said it again. I didn't say that "everyone shouldn't smoke" did I? Stop being such an attention seeking cock.

 

[Undefined]

Internet. Opinions. Freedom of Speech.

When someone lights up a cigarette around you I bet you cover your nose and do some fucking Zoolander fake cough and make a scene until they put it out or walk away then you berate them about how bad it is for them.

Also:

Also:

 

[Swabs]

Internet. Opinions. Freedom of Speech.

When someone lights up a cigarette around you I bet you cover your nose and do some fucking Zoolander fake cough and make a scene until they put it out or walk away then you berate them about how bad it is for them.

So now you're making assumptions simply to try and justify your meaningless, futile and obviously attention seeking attacks on anyone who said "I don't smoke" in this thread. Nice one Joe, nice