at my parents in CT, my little cousin brought his goddamn schnauser over which yapped endlessly for four hours. he handed me the leash and then disappeared. it wound around my legs while i stood there in horror and it pooped THREE SEPARATE TIMES over five minutes in my parents' nice clean grass which i was walking around in barefooted.
and it has a BIG WET MOUSTACHE FACE
and it has a BIG WET MOUSTACHE FACE