Today is my birthday and as gift i got...

[jangoux]

not a new amp, guitar, or anything related to recording, but the confirmation my wife is pregnant and that im screwed All you guys were wrong and that wasnt a placebo thing ehhe

But...i am 27yo now, looking like a 18yo

 

[SocialNumb]

hahahaha Enjoy the misery while it lasts.

 

[Loren Littlejohn]

Ouch. If my wife said "hey happy birthday... I'm pregnant!"

I wouldn't be thrilled.

 

[-Gavin-]

Man, congrats!

 

[RyanUsesThis]

Holy Shit!!

I turned 27 today... and my Fiance told me she was pregnant last weekend.

Freaky.

 

[Notuern]

Congrats dude!

 

[Jaymz]

Awesome man! Congrats

Im 21 in a few weeks....hope I don't have a baby on my doorstep once that day arrives!! haha

 

[DanLights]

congratulations! for real, have fun with your new toy hehe

 

[aberration]

Hey, that's what I got for my 30th! Congrats.

 

[jangoux]

Holy Shit!!

I turned 27 today... and my Fiance told me she was pregnant last weekend.

Freaky.

Holy shit. How lucky we are! But congrats man, for the baby and for the b-day!

 

[Bekanor]

9 solid months of ploughing her without a condom is an awesome present. You should be psyched.

 

[Metaltastic]

Yeah, until you can't be on top anymore cuz of a certain parasite giving her the most epic of guts

 

[Bekanor]

Yeah, until you can't be on top anymore cuz of a certain parasite giving her the most epic of guts

Doggy style FTW.


Annihilating fat chicks from behind is the only way to go.

 

[RyanUsesThis]

Holy shit. How lucky we are! But congrats man, for the baby and for the b-day!

Same to you fella!!

 

[beyond dead]

9 solid months of ploughing her without a condom is an awesome present. You should be psyched.

well, once they get too pregnant you cant. my girl is preg, and complains that when i bang her from behind, its too deep and hurts. ( she likes it at the time, but pays for it later)

but yeah, the unprotected is great, but how do a think we gotem preggo in the first place lol. usually pulling out is all the protection i need.

but back OT, congrats bro! there is gonna be a few sneapsters with new borns around april / may!

we will all have to have a thread with pics n stuff

that would be cool.

 

[DanLights]

Doggy style FTW.


Annihilating fat chicks from behind is the only way to go.

you sick, disgusting fuck. I like you

usually pulling out is all the protection i need.

I could NEVER do that, I'm not strong enough hahaha

 

[lilhermiejobo]

Notice pornstars aren't farting out babies as often as ordinary folk? Thats because porn dudes make 'em wear it... its sorta like battle scars.

 

[LeSedna]

actually pulling out is not protective enough, your dick doesn't produce only at the end

Anyway, baby or not, doggy style FTW

 

[jangoux]

i´ve doing it without a condom for the last 5 years. Its no surprise we are going to the 2nd child now...the weird thing is that she uses birth control pills and BOTH times she got pregnant, she was taking it correctly. My little soldiers must be uber strong ehehhe

Well, i think mine´s due for march or so, her belly is very noticeable already and we´ve gotta tell our families about that - that´s the worst part hehe