Tonight was a fucked up night.
Recently, one of my band mates was seeing a girl for the past few weeks. He was still hung up over his ex-gf, so naturally things kinda fell through. She admitted to me that she had a crush on me.
I was pretty much freakin over that because it was a hard decision there, because she's gorgeous. Not 30 minutes later, a game of quarters is going on. Someone broke a double shot glass. No big deal, because I have plenty of shot glasses. Being a good host, i get up to get a different shot glass to play quarters with. Luckily, my guests had me covered. They already found a new shot glass. Unfortunate for me, somebody decided to put the broken shot glass on my chair. I just spent the last hour in the ER getting a 2 inch stab wound on my ass getting 5 stitches.
anyone got some similar stories?
If not, just enjoy my misfortune.
Because I know I laughed at how ridiculous it was.
Recently, one of my band mates was seeing a girl for the past few weeks. He was still hung up over his ex-gf, so naturally things kinda fell through. She admitted to me that she had a crush on me.
I was pretty much freakin over that because it was a hard decision there, because she's gorgeous. Not 30 minutes later, a game of quarters is going on. Someone broke a double shot glass. No big deal, because I have plenty of shot glasses. Being a good host, i get up to get a different shot glass to play quarters with. Luckily, my guests had me covered. They already found a new shot glass. Unfortunate for me, somebody decided to put the broken shot glass on my chair. I just spent the last hour in the ER getting a 2 inch stab wound on my ass getting 5 stitches.
anyone got some similar stories?
If not, just enjoy my misfortune.
Because I know I laughed at how ridiculous it was.