Top 3 American cities you'd like to live in

-Portland (for the scenery and also various people who live there that tend to only really throw concerts there i.e. Blood Axis, Waldteufel)
-Chicago (for the University and Oriental Institute)
-Derick's Basement (for the mansex)
 
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^lolz, if one night at work I should see a package addressed to Jelly, KY, I will FORCE you to live there.

I like Louisville a lot, even if we don't get a lot of concerts...everything I know and love is here. Seattle seems like a pretty cool place, and I wouldn't mind living there. Most other places I've been seem kind of shitty. Chicago is too big, loud and seedy, Kentucky is full of isolated little boondock towns, Indiana is full of corn, and Ohio is full of shit.