Top 3 American cities you'd like to live in

[Chromatose]

I work at FedEx. I'm a package handler.


Lolz.

Yeah it occurred to me after I posted that. But I was still hoping you'd say post office. And then disgruntled postal worker jokes would ensue.

 

[Will Bozarth]

Postal 3!

HMM SPEAKING OF WHICH! *goes to postal site*

 

[Chromatose]

Have you been reading up on Uwe Boll's upcoming "masterpiece?" I don't think anyone excepts anything decent out of a Postal movie, but hell, it doesn't seem like it will have a single redeeming factor.

lol just saying "Uwe Boll" sums that up though.

 

[Will Bozarth]

scud (?) farcus

 

[Captain Beard]

I still have to see this Postal movie ANYWAY. I HAVE TO.

And I don't really want to live in ANY city, really. Like 5 minutes outside of one so I can go in when needed but be away from the horrible traffic when I can be.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

1) Cookeville, Tennessee

What about Cocksburg, MD?!

And I'm surprised no one put Providence. :Smug:

 

[Captain Beard]

Who gives a fuck about Rhode Island?

 

[Chromatose]

What about Cocksburg, MD?!

We could move there and become sandwich artists, the pride of Cocktown!

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I left my heart in Cockville.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

S.F.
Seattle
N/A

Funny story about that.

Leaving out those two cities since I, y'know, lived in both:

1) Boston
2) Portland
3) New York

 

[Captain Beard]

Portland, Oregon? Actually, that city was kinda ok.

 

[Anvil]

If for whatever stupid reason I'd ever leave here, I'd probably either go to Calgary or Seattle.

 

[Malergion]

Don't leave Canada. We don't like you.

 

[Calamitas1786]

At least you guys have free health care.

 

[Shpongled]

Seattle
Seattle
Seattle

Runner up: Scottsdale, AZ

 

[Captain Beard]

Why Scottsdale?

 

[lad]

Harlem in Manhatten. Runners up? South Central District in LA.

Man, I'd make so many mates in those places.

 

[Shpongled]

Why Scottsdale?

Lots of family, and a great city. Phoenix is sort of a slum for the most part. Scottsdale is right outside of Phoenix and much nicer.

 

[Anvil]

Don't leave Canada. We don't like you.

Or is it that I don't like you? Plus Canada is too nice with it's free health care to ever leave.

 

[Captain Beard]

I could use that right now. I think I have labyrinthitis. This sucks. I gotta pay out of pocket for something that should've appeared when I was EMPLOYED.