Top 30 UM poster awesome thread great job NO NOOBS ALLOWED>>> THAT MEANS YOU

[Captain Beard]

I'm going to tell him. I've been harassing him about it since 19,000.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

lol. get a hobby!!!!!

 

[Captain Beard]

I have several. Aren't you getting brave, considering you're in the same living situation?

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

looking for a house in the middle of no where so I can make as much noise as I want. oh and with 10 acres or so. heh

 

[Captain Beard]

Be sure to film the larping on the ranch. 10 acres shouldn't be hard, since the realty market just shit itself.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

as I wake up every day and fire off some rounds while eating Coco Wheats

 

[Captain Beard]

By firing off rounds, do you mean farting or guns? Or both?!

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

BOTH. morning farts are always fun. especially when they are dry

 

[Captain Beard]

I love the ones you get during opening piss. They're always reliable.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

nice! almost as good as bed farts. those are great because you are doing nothing but laying down. lazyness in its purest form

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Every time I see this thread bumped, I go and check my place...
GREAT JUST GREAT

 

[Captain Beard]

Karen sards fart talk

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

"I dont wanna fart talk"

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Karen sards fart talk

That's right.

 

[Captain Beard]

Never get into a drinking contest with me, I start talking from both ends.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Never get into a drinking contest with me, I start talking from both ends.

:zombie:

 

[Captain Beard]

You're the last of your kind methinks, a female on the board that doesn't at least tolerate potty humor.

 

[neal]

Never get into a drinking contest with me, I start talking from both ends.

oh, but i'll get into a beard contest with ya!

NOW SALUTE YOUR ADMIRAL!

 

[Captain Beard]

I'm seriously not going along with that joke, sorry. The rank has nothing to do with my facial hair.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

So say we all!