Top 30 UM poster awesome thread great job NO NOOBS ALLOWED>>> THAT MEANS YOU

[Captain Beard]

Yo.

 

[Shpongled]

No matter how hard I try and how old my account gets, my post cock stays small
Is there any sort of posting viagra or extenz I could try?

 

[Dead_Lioness]

No matter how hard I try and how old my account gets, my post cock stays small
Is there any sort of posting viagra or extenz I could try?

Kevin,
It's not the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean!

 

[Shpongled]

I knnow, I know.... but it's just so hard to remember that with all these huge posters so close around me. Even yours is bigger!

But yeah, my posts are generally pretty awesome, and full of life and insight and inspiration. I definitely prefer quality over quantity!

 

[Captain Beard]

What about those of us who balance both?

 

[Chromatose]

postin'

 

[Captain Beard]

MAGNIFICO! *claps* Every post is a work of art!

 

[Jeff-Loomis-fan]

the only way...

 

[Captain Beard]

What in Hel is that thing on the left? They build torture racks for penises now?

 

[Shpongled]

What about those of us who balance both?

Trick question, there's no such thing!

 

[Captain Beard]

Said the man with the post chode!

 

[Shpongled]

I'm offended! I wipe my poster every time I finish a post!

 

[Jeff-Loomis-fan]

I'm offended! I wipe my poster every time I finish a post!

no you didnt i dont see your name under every post

 

[Morganna]

How is my post cock doing? Given the time I've been here, I know it looks small, but does my cock have a good amount of girth?

 

[Chromatose]

it's very asian.

 

[Morganna]

it's very asian.

Yeah, it's kind of a spaghetti dick isn't it? It doesnt know that it is small.

 

[stardrowned]

 

[Captain Beard]

We're all sitting on Deron's postcock right now. It is so vast the earth is actually the tip.

 

[Morganna]

We could use it to bob sled in the next winter Olympics!

 

[Dead_Lioness]

What about those of us who balance both?

the perfect poster