Top 30 UM poster awesome thread great job NO NOOBS ALLOWED>>> THAT MEANS YOU

eew, gods are lame as fuck.
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Although, on the other hand... I look at my join date and amount of posts and compare it with most of the people on that list's join dates and post counts and I end up feeling pretty good about myself :)

You guys are geeks lol!
oh come on, ive only posted like twice as much as you in about the same amount of time
 
oh karen, my karen, shake that rump as im starin'
come over to me, and clothes-off we are tearin'
neighbors complain from the noise of our sharin'
oh no, what is this? my alarm clock is blarin'
twas only a dream of my sweet, lovely karen :(