Top 30 UM poster awesome thread great job NO NOOBS ALLOWED>>> THAT MEANS YOU

[Liverslapper]

*whimpers and rolls over on back*

are you having a stroke?

 

[derek]

Orgasm?

 

[Liverslapper]

BOTH?!

 

[Dead_Lioness]

*shakes head*

 

[derek]

BOTH?!

Strogasm? Oroke?

 

[Liverslapper]

An Orgasmic Stroke, what a horrible, but sexy way to die.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

and then i come back as a nymphomaniac zombie

 

[Dead_Lioness]

This thread has turned into GAY.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

YOU'VE turned into gay!

 

[Liverslapper]

A Gay Orgasmic Stroke, now thats something else!

 

[Lunar Still]

Pretty much the most Scottish thing anyone ever said.

Can you write me a permission slip to use the word daft? I feel I should have it from the proper authorities that I may use such an awesome word.

 

[derek]

Consider it granted.

Go forth, ye dafty.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

jeez steph, trade in that job and social life of yours PRONTO!

Hey, i have a job!

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Yeah, and I have social life... it's just that in between those we like to yap online... nothing is wrong with that. NOTHIN'

 

[stefan86]

I'm aiming for it for sure

 

[Chromatose]

My secret tip to great posting is to start arguments about stupid things. You can burn through dozens of posts really quick! and then you won't feel guilty having posted 14,000 laffies or 5chars

 

[stefan86]

yeah, so how do you feel about those spice girls breaking up huh? HEHE

 

[Chromatose]

Again??

 

[Dead_Lioness]

My secret tip to great posting is to start arguments about stupid things. You can burn through dozens of posts really quick! and then you won't feel guilty having posted 14,000 laffies or 5chars

Yes I'd like to add to this great point above me.
Indeed that is the key for great success as a non-n00b poster.

If you need material for dumb arguments I would be happy to assist you.

Good luck.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

yeah, so how do you feel about those spice girls breaking up huh? HEHE

wait, is this a joke?!?!
They just got back together....