Top 5 ways to tell someone is a metalhead at first glance

[Soultorn]

Everyone make up your own... not to be taken seriously

Here's my 5

Bad posture
Leather (yeah baby)
Active only at night
The frequent words "that's cool" and "man" (or "dood" for the stoner rockers)
and finally...
hairy palms (we all know we wank too much)

 

[inverno_bellezza]

an ideal black metaler by glance

eyes - evil, yet, have feeling in them

stance - noble, tall, ravish(not always in that good way though)

doesn't look directly at you. .

ingnorant pig (the men)
ladies are more genuine (?) eh. lol

Stays in the dark areas.

 

[Mocika]

cool answers

 

[xenophobe]

1) Constant smell of marijuana around
2) Scary looking images or vile words on t-shirt
3) Red Bloodshot eyes
4) Attitude needs adjusting
5) covered in satanic tattoos

 

[Soultorn]

Originally posted by Hearse
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2. They got 3 size too small pants (power metalheads)

LMAO

 

[Taliesin]

1 long greasy hair
2 beer can in the hand
3 other beer cans standing around
4 walks like a lumberjack (like a drunken one probably...)
5 some metal shirt or whatnot (em yeah bla, had to make up a fifth )

 

[Silver Raven]

I cant stop laughing... ...this thread is just too funny and too true!!!

 

[Cyclonus]

1. Oddly shaped facial hair
2. Looks like a troll
3. Makeup
4. Covered in Goat blood
5. Pentagram carved into head

 

[Mocika]

Originally posted by Soilworker
4. Covered in Goat blood
5. Pentagram carved into head

black metalhead specialities

 

[Soultorn]

1. Runs around with goat heads chasing people and screaming "SUCCUMB TO SATAN!!!!!"
2. has entrails of a virgins cunt dripping from mouth
3. Suddenly from out of nowhere jumps up and starts playing air guitar... which you can hear perfectly clear for some reason
4. has every finger viscerally removed but the pointer finger and pinky
5. Brings the mosh pit with him everywhere he goes

 

[SculptedCold]

1 : Dressed predominantly in black.
2 : Dressed predominantly in black rags besides a lovingly cared-for band-t.
3 : Hair you could fry a breakfast on.
4 : A quick-firing 'evil' glance you could fry preppies on.
5 : Buzzing earphones sutured into the flesh of the ears.

 

[SculptedCold]

Originally posted by Soultorn

4. has every finger viscerally removed but the pointer finger and pinky

Hehe. Great comment, wrong adjective/verb.

 

[Soultorn]

Originally posted by SculptedCold
Hehe. Great comment, wrong adjective/verb.

so! i acnt spel ethier