Trader Joe's orange chicken.

[Malergion]

I said "orbits" not "orbs".

 

[Captain Beard]

Oh, my eye sockets. You stay away from those!

 

[Malergion]

Since your personality is fractal, your orbits would be the shape of your psyche.

 

[Captain Beard]

No wonder I get headaches. They're sticking out everywhere!

 

[Lioness@School]

Whole Foods absolutely owns Trader Joe's. I don't care if it's more expensive...it's worth it.

I love you, marry me!




(agreed!)



although, Trader Joe's have some nice products that I specifically love.
I can't fucking stand the pre-packed produce though.
Whole Foods is awesome, and I love it.

 

[Captain Beard]

I will give you that Whole Foods had a good looking deli-bar, Karen, and a fine selection of beers.

 

[Lioness@School]

..and excellent wine and cheese selection!!

 

[Captain Beard]

Yes, I saw the wine and cheese... but the store is an hour and a half from here, so, *shrugs*

 

[Malergion]

L-hazy.

 

[Captain Beard]

No job, nawt gunna bhurn ghass.

 

[Dead Winter]

Fuck you guys and your awesome supermarkets.

 

[Captain Beard]

Fuck you and your Italian Italy, you being in Italy! You, know, the Italian country!

 

[Dead Winter]

I am fucked. I don't have that awesome stuff here. It's a pain in the dick to buy anything that doesn't start with a p and end in asta or izza.

 

[Malergion]

Casu marzu (also called casu modde, casu cundhídu, or in Italian formaggio marcio) is a cheese found in Sardinia, Italy, notable for being riddled with live insect larvae. Casu marzu means "rotten cheese" in Sardinian and is known colloquially as maggot cheese.

Get on a boat.