TRIP REPORT: *empire bagels*

[azal]

I'm going to get some coffee.

 

[azal]

TURKISH COFFEE.



x

 

[xfer]

gag

i don't understand why turks are so scrupulous about making their women shave their pubes but not scrupulous at all regarding the removal of GROUNDS from COFFEE i'm about to DRINK.

 

[Nut Butter]

?!?!

 

[Kitty Star]

I'm having an Odwalla/Dayquil cocktail for breakfast. Mmmmmm good.

 

[azal]

You are not obligated to drink those grounds at the bottom, you realize.


One sip of this coffee really puts centuries of ottoman opression into perspective.

 

[xfer]

well i just had a giant iced latte with four shots of espresso and plenty of Splenda.

 

[xfer]

and no fucking GROUNDS

 

[azal]

metrosexual.

 

[xfer]

muslim.