Twin Midgets

[Conspicuously Absent]

Forgot about this, but yesterday as I was headed home after school I saw these twins, but they were midgets (aka little people)... thing is... if it wasn't for the disproportionately large asses and their legs being all bowlegged.... they'd be really fucking hot.... plus they're twins! and midgets!!!!!

 

[lizard]

ask them out.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

haha. I bet they give great head, since they can just stand there and get to work. Hahaha. Midget sex. lol.

 

[lizard]

hawt
just think of the possibilities!

 

[E-bortion]

Santa's workshop just isn't enough to put them through school, sigh.

 

[dorian gray]

im about to puke.

 

[E-bortion]

hey midgets are human too, theyre just half-retarded.

 

[Thanatopsis123]

I saw a black midget not long ago. He was walking around with a regular sized white chick. He had a fro and looked angry. I laughed after I realized I wasn't hallucinating.

 

[dorian gray]

heh, midgets. theres a black one here in nashville.

 

[E-bortion]

im surprised hes not hung from a mailbox yet

 

[dorian gray]

bwahahaha! awesome! that genuinely made me laugh.

 

[Thanatopsis123]

Haha, yeah that was pretty good.

 

[lizard]

there was a black dude here in columbus who had that disease where his head was as big as a pumpkin. the first time I ever saw him I was driving and he was in a car in front of me and I was like wtf that guy's head is huge!!!

(my friend lisa said, hey....I bet I can guess what kind of car he was driving....ONE WITH A SUNROOF!!!!!! LOL)

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

I saw a midget that was small enough at first glance I thought she was a dressed up chiwawa.... in an electric wheelchair with a giant booster seat like 3 feet above the bottom, with hands, driving said wheelchair... wtf.

Seriously, I've seen squash bigger than her.

 

[lizard]

did you squeeze her?

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

no, i stared like an insensitive retard because I thought my eyes were messing with my head. Then I shrugged and went to EB to bitch about Civ4 not being in yet.

 

[dorian gray]

^hahahaha!